Love Game in Cuba
The "Te Quiero Mucho" Game: Modus Operandi
How is "this game" played? There are as many playing styles as there are men out there, but I have noticed some commonalities. Phase 1:
Find a Yuma. She should be 35-50 yrs old, less than a year since ending her last long term relationship and riddled with insecurities. Preferably Canadian as Canada doesn't require 3 yrs of residency before giving you Resident status. Remember... scams only work on the greedy or desperate.Phase 2:
Sweep her off her feet. Give her the fantasy romance she's been looking for. Then get a way to keep in touch after she leaves; an email addy or, better yet, have her leave her cell phone behind so you can text her. Its important that you not lose the momentum or drop off her radar when she returns to the free world.Phase 3:
The next time she returns, introduce her to your family to prove your intentions are honourable. Of course, the family is in on it. There will often be a woman in her early 20's in the house and referred to as his "cousin" or "sister". She is really his girlfriend or wife. She's looking for a Yuma too so they can both be in the free world together someday.Phase 4:
On subsequent visits, tell her you've arranged to stay at a Casa Particular you know. Don't tell her you're getting a "finder's fee" and for God's sake, don't sign the register. Shag her brains out as per usual.Phase 5:
At the end of tourist season, examine your prospects and pick the Yuma that will most likely marry you. Use some cheap costume jewelry for an engagement ring and tell her it has sentimental value. Perhaps it belonged to your "Grandma who died in the revolution", or something along those lines.Phase 6:
Get your documents in order and make sure her's are as well. Make sure she pays for everything, including the wedding. Your family will do their best to ingratiate themselves and make the Yuma feel like she's considered kinfolk now.Phase 7:
Upon arrival make sure you're sweet as pie and keep the honeymoon going until you get that Permanent Residency card in your sweaty Latino hands.Phase 8:
Once you have your PR card, don't just bail on her or she will suspect fraud and have you deported. Instead, turn into a lazy, abusive jerk until she kicks you out. Then you can tell the authorities that "it just didn't work out".
And there you have it, you'll be a member of the Free World in no time! And don't worry about the Yuma... she has her money and freedoms to soothe her broken heart. Hasta la vista!